Good gay jokes

Because he had a great fall.

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? You look flushed!

Where do boats go when they're sick? Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow. Outlaws are wanted.

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

I'm still workin' on it!

What do you call a fake noodle? I can tell when they're standing too.

Some people pick their nose, but I was born with mine.

What's the coolest element in the periodic table? It had a lot of problems.
112. Hailing taxis.
113. The corner, because it's always 90 degrees.
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It was busted.
Did you hear about the pirate who became a great chef? I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know why.
125. A bossy man walked into a bar… And ordered everyone a round.
126. They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
54. Do you want to hear a construction joke?

Why don't scientists trust atoms? It gets jalapeño business.
Did you hear about the fragile myth? How does Moses make his coffee? Want to hear a dirty joke? A faux-pair.
81. Because it was ground just a few minutes ago.
Why can't you make a dinosaur omelet? They're his watch dogs.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?