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  • My sarcasm is like my wardrobe… tailored and fabulous! When no one responds, they decide to carry out the deed.
    The tour leader inquires the next morning if everyone had a good night’s sleep. 🤔

    • Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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    offensive gay jokes

    Here I was thinking you were up to something no good and all you were doing was telling me the truth! “I’m just going to stop in here for a cold one,” one says to the other. I hope we can now put this behind us”, the husband replied while holding his wife.
    That night as the couple was getting ready for bed the wife suddenly had a thought.
    “But darling, why do you work such long hours without breaks?”
    “To earn more money of course.”
    “But why?

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  • “This club is dead!” “Girl, give it five minutes, we haven’t even started voguing yet!” 💃

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    • “I don’t date gym rats.” Unless they’re cute enough to spot me—in both senses! Then the guy discharged him and the supervisor discharged him again.

      What are the similarities between stock traders, gay men, and Chicagoans?
      They all love the bears.

      Why can’t gay people do geometry?
      They can’t draw straight lines.

      What do you call a gay caveman who gets hard?
      Homoerectus.

      Why do gay people always laugh at bad jokes?
      They can’t keep a straight face.

      What do you call a gay man with diarrhea?
      JuicyFruit.

      Which is the favorite planet of a gay man?
      Uranus.

      Why do having gay parents unfair to the kids?
      They either get stuck with twice the dad jokes or get trapped in a never-ending cycle of “go ask your mother.”

      For dinner, John asked his mother over.

      It can help to promote understanding, acceptance, and empathy towards others, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Rick stands up and yells, “Hey Does anyone have a pencil I can borrow?” No reply. When the gay man receives the donation tin, he leaves $1000 in the tin.

      Finally she hired a private detective to follow her husband around. The other traveler did not agree that disturbing the other passengers was a good idea. Love, Mom.”

      If you’ve been smoking marijuana, the Bible says it’s okay to be gay.
      Leviticus 20:13 says, “A man who lays with another man should be stoned.”

      Did you hear that Kiara’s mother and father met in a gay nightclub of all places?
      24 years into their marriage, unfortunately.

      Why should straight men love Gay people?
      Not only do they leave more girls for us, but they also take another dude with them.

      What do you call a gay PRIDE cookout?
      An LGBBQ.

      Why is it that Pride Month is usually in the summer?
      Because Pride cometh before the Fall.

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      What do you call two gay Irishmen?
      Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

      What is warm, wet, and sticky and falls from the sky?
      The coming of the Lord.

      They claim that h*mosexual marriage will undermine the world’s social fabric, yet this is not the case.
      Gays would never do a thing to harm fabric.

      A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel at the same time.

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    • What’s a gay guy’s favorite workout? Lifting… martinis at happy hour! It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it…”
      “Nobody is even paying attention to anything. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
      “What’s Logic?” the first idiot asks.
      The professor answers by saying, “Let me give you an example.”
      “Do you own a weedeater?”
      “I sure do.”
      “Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
      “That’s real good!”
      The professor continues, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”
      Impressed, “Amazin!”
      “And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”
      “That’s Betty Mae!

      This is incredible!” The idoit is obviously catching on.
      “Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,” said the professor.
      “You’re absolutely right! The church would appreciate it if you could choose three hymns “..
      “I’ll take him, and him, and him!” the gay man says as he points around the cathedral.

      Why do straight men make so many gay jokes?
      Some are testing the waters to see who they can talk into brojobs.

      How can you tell if a novel is h*mosexual?
      The hero always gets his man in the end.

      How do you know when you have walked into a gay church service?
      Only half of the congregation will be kneeling.

      A gay person, a lesbian person, a bisexual person, and a transgender person were standing in a Queue
      It wasn’t a very straight queue.

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      A gay couple is on a transnational flight.
      Their names are Rick and Sam.

      Rick turns to Sam and suggests that they do something extra kinky and have sex on the plane. 👠

    • My dating life is like my wardrobe… full of options but nothing straight fits!