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Yes.
IGER: Then we have to get everyone back to the right universe.
Before it’s complete pandermonium.
Okay, Kenny, switch on the power supply.
Stan, make sure we’ve got ethernet!
All good.
All right, let’s just hope this works.
Oh, man, what the hell?
Dude, Kyle, what is up with your Internet speed?
Go tell your parents to upgrade your Internet speed.
No!
Kyle, I know you’re afraid of your mom ’cause she’s a fat bitch, but we have to do this.
Stop calling my mom a bitch!
(knocking)
Kyle!
I just got an alert that someone used my credit card at Best Buy?!
Oh, hello, Mrs.
Broflovski.
My goodness, you’re looking nice today.
What?
You know, credit card fraud is very serious, Mrs. Broflovski.
You should call your Internet company right away and up your speed and make sure you’re protected.
Really? You’re the one who caused all this!
Fuck you!
You aren’t my friends! Concurrently, a version of Lucasfilm President Kathleen Kennedy, portrayed with Cartman-like characteristics, disrupts Disney's productions by insisting on the inclusion of minority groups, leading to repeated box office failures.
At one point during the episode, Cartman-as-Kennedy orders her board of directors to, "Put a chick in it, and make her lame and gay." Cartman repeats the line multiple times throughout the episode.
Kyle?
I swear, the multiverse is just an excuse for lazy writing.
Whoa.
South Park: Joining the Panderverse (2023) | Transcript
“South Park: Joining the Panderverse” is an American adult animated comedy television special episode. You killed Kenny!
You fat ho!
(electricity crackles)
(tires screech)
Look!
I’m back, you guys!
Kyle!
So what do we do?
Shelley?
I don’t know.
It’s very simple.
You gotta make the hinges tighter so the oven door’s more secure.
So what you do is… you take out your phone and you call the handyman.
(line ringing)
HANDYMAN (over phone): Hello?
Hello. Insurance broker?
What the hell are you guys doing here?
We’re trying to get a handyman to do stuff for us.
You know how to install radiant heat or not?
No, I need some broke-ass immigrants to fix my oven door.
(all groaning)
Dang it.
Hey!
Okay!
You aren’t going to destroy any more lives!
All right, bring in the catapult.
Bring in the catapult!
OTHERS: Yeah!
Yeah, that’s right!
(grunting)
What’s that?
That’s the catapult.
Well, but it’s still in the box.
Yeah, somebody’s gotta put it together.
Well, how are we gonna…
Hang on, college!
How’re we gonna break the college if the catapult is still in the box?
It’s okay, we called the handyman.
He’s gonna build it for us.
Hello, gentlemen, what seems to be the problem?
Oh!
What’s wrong?
Can’t get ‘er fixed right now, I gotta get some different washers at the Home Depot.
Okay, do that.
Can’t do it right now, I gotta get over to Stephen Stotch’s house and install his closet shelves.
Okay, see, kids, this happens sometimes but handymen don’t make a lot of money, so here’s what you do.
Oh, okay, I will pay you an extra 30 bucks if you fix my oven now.
Yeah, sorry, but Stotch already gave me an extra 50 bucks.
I will pay you an extra 55 bucks.
Randy, did you fix the oven door yet?
I’m working on it!
Look, please.
Whatever you want.
You wanna see what my mom packed me for lunch?
And that’s when I start to notice that something’s wrong. One of our students here says you’ve been treating them unfairly.
Treating who unfairly?
We didn’t do anything!
We’re just minding our own business and she keeps saying she’s Eric Cartman!
Okay.
We are running out of time!
We have to close the panderverse before
everything we care about is destroyed!
So what do we have to do?
We have to get everyone back to the proper place, but to breach the panderverse, we need to find a place with integrity that has a broken door.
A place with “integridy” that has a broken door.
I know where to go.
So, yeah, so it’s just basically off the hinges.
I’d fix it myself but I’ve been really busy.
Do you think it’ll work?
If we’re to try to open a panderverse portal, it’s as good as any place, I suppose.
Okay, people, we don’t have much time.
Bring in the panderstone.
(bicycle bell dings)
I’m not your enemy, Eric.
For some reason fate has put us together.
What do you want from me, Kathleen Kennedy?
I’ve been stuck in this universe for months.
I want out of here just as much as you do.
Hello, welcome to City Woke, can I take your order, please?
Ugh.
We’re just having tea, thank you.
Okay, you just wanna tea and talk about shitty male-dominated society, that’s fine.
I don’t get it, this is exactly the kind of universe you wanted, why would you want to leave?
To stop her from undoing the panderverse completely.
I saw the panderstone for the first time a few years ago.
Bob Iger took us to the Disney archives and showed us an ancient piece of artificial intelligence that could be used to make the same movies over and over again while appealing to absolutely everyone.
The panderstone worked great, for a while.
But then came the hate mail.
(laughs)
Goddamn it, Cartman!
Dude, what the fuck is going on?!
I’ll tell you what’s going on.
You boys feel that your white culture is being threatened and so you’re lashing out with racism.
And if you say anything more about a Black woman Cartman not making any sense, then you can all just have three weeks’ detention!
Now get out of my office!
Goddamn it!
(laughs)
Fuck you, Kyle.
And what’s wrong with that?
What’s wrong is it doesn’t make any sense.
Okay, I see.
There’s a diverse female where Cartman used to be and you don’t like that.
It’s not that we don’t like it, it’s…
don’t you think that’s weird?
I don’t see a problem with it at all.
And if you boys don’t think Eric can be a Black woman, then maybe the problem is you.
What?
You think it’s perfectly normal that Cartman is suddenly a Black woman?
You probably don’t like that Indiana Jones got replaced by a female either, huh?
You probably have a problem with Black Spider-Man, too.
No!
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On April 3rd, 2024, Twitter / X user @MasteroftheTDS tweeted in response to news that Julia Garner will be playing a female version of the character Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four, writing, "They put a chick in it and made her lame and gay 😂," gathering over 6,000 likes in a year.
On September 29th, 2024, Redditor /u/Fuzzy_Ad7886 posted a meme to the subreddit /r/southpark about people who ignore the part of the episode in which Cartman says, "I guess ..
Marsh! You mean this entire time, all you’ve wanted to do is play Baldur’s Gate 3?
Yeah.