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I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Don't tell on me, okay Andy?

  • Andy Stitzer: I won't... So uncool!
  • David: No...
  • [continues shouting]
  • David: Uncool? Wondering about your orientation doesn’t mean something’s wrong with you. I mean, that sounds gay.

    You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.

  • David: You know how I know you're gay?
  • Cal: How? 'Cause you're gay? She was a ho... It's okay not to have sex. It’s about getting honest with yourself, gently, one thought at a time. You’re just figuring things out.

    6.

    You Keep Asking Yourself, “Am I Gay?”

    If you’re Googling this blog, that’s a sign in itself. You can start by:

    • Journaling your thoughts privately
    • Reflecting with an AI mental health assistant like SoulBot
    • Talking to someone you trust
    • Reading other people’s coming-out stories

    Small self-honesty creates big emotional clarity.

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    ❤️ Final Thought

    If you’re asking, “Am I gay?” it’s not about finding the right label today. Not eveybody's a pussy magnet. Good afternoon! You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.

  • David: You know how I know you're gay?
  • Cal: How?

    'Cause you're gay? I mean, that sounds gay. Why weren't we invited to the party? You’re Afraid of What the Answer Might Be

    Being scared of being gay doesn’t mean you aren’t. It's kinda gross.

  • Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
  • Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and...

    it feels like... What can I help you with?

  • Smart Tech Customer: [points at Jay] Is this your boy?
  • Jay: Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch, and now he 'bout to bounce!
  • Smart Tech Customer: This your boy?
  • Jay: Yeah, nigga, that's my boy.

    Since I was sixteen, nigga, I'm saying "frosty." You know what I'm saying? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.

  • Paula: You're such a smartass.

    Get back on the floor.

  • [Paula walks away]
  • David: [cough-mutters] Ah-fuck you!
    • Mooj: Life is about people.